Akira no!

Morgana: What are we going to do?

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:36:25 +1000

Morgana: What are we going to do?
Haru: (Gets out a lighter) I could start a fire.
Morgana: No!
Morgana:
Morgana: But keep that in your back pocket.

Ann: So I went to target earlier and I was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and I, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 04:48:23 +1000

Ann: So I went to target earlier and I was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and I, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

Shinya: Hey, are you going to hog that cage all day?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:12:37 +1000

Shinya: Hey, are you going to hog that cage all day?
Ren: (Inside a batting cage) I got news for you, kid. I’m a grown-up with a lot of yen and no curfew. I could stay here all week if I want.

Morgana: hey Yusuke, say something interesting.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:24:35 +1000

Morgana: hey Yusuke, say something interesting.
Yusuke: something interesting.
Morgana: I guess I deserved that one.

Ren: So I should do this?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:36:34 +1000

Ren: So I should do this?
Chihaya: That's what the cards are telling me! Just got something prophetic from them!
Ren: Huh? Something prophetic?! I can't believe that important prophecies just... happen all of a sudden like that.
Chihaya: Hey, who's the keeper of prophecies here, you or me? They come as they come. Would you really ignore directions sent from the cards?

Sojiro: Can you pick up milk?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:48:29 +1000

Sojiro: Can you pick up milk?
Yusuke: Yeah, it’s pretty easy.
Sojiro: I meant from the store.
Yusuke: I would imagine it weighs the same there, too.

Mishima: A man should mess up a lady’s lipstick, not her mascara.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:12:35 +1000

Mishima: A man should mess up a lady’s lipstick, not her mascara.
Ann: Mess up my lipstick and people will watch your body be scooped out of the river

Ren: Am I supposed to feel intimidated right now? Because I kind of don’t.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:24:32 +1000

Ren: Am I supposed to feel intimidated right now? Because I kind of don’t.
Shinya: Why not?
Ren: Well, for starters, you’re…what, twelve years old?
Shinya: No!
Shinya: I’m twelve and a half.

Ren: Mishima, are you okay?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:36:31 +1000

Ren: Mishima, are you okay?
Mishima: Define okay.
Ryuji: Are you still breathing?
Mishima: Do small, panicked breaths count?
Ann: Yeah, they count.
Mishima: All right. Then I’m okay.

Ryuji: You're such a brat.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:48:29 +1000

Ryuji: You're such a brat.
Ann: You mean I'm pretty like the bratz?

Ren: You know you’re not my dad, right?

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:12:27 +1000

Ren: You know you’re not my dad, right?
Sojiro: You stop acting like my child, I’ll stop acting like your father.

"I have a message for all you haters out there: I get it. I totally get it."

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:24:25 +1000

“I have a message for all you haters out there: I get it. I totally get it.”

- Akechi, in an interview

Ryuji: Did Ann just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:36:22 +1000

Ryuji: *Did Ann just tell me she loved me for the first time?*
Captain Kidd: *Yeah.*
Ryuji: *And did I just do finger guns back?*
Captain Kidd: *Yeah, you did.*

Futaba: I think Dad has a problem.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:48:22 +1000

Futaba: I think Dad has a problem.
Akira: I got him that dandruff shampoo.
Futaba: Not a dandruff problem, a woman problem.
Akira: Dad has cramps?

Tae: Hi, my name is Tae Takemi. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:12:27 +1000

Tae: Hi, my name is Tae Takemi. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.
Tae: *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through the pouch*

Sojiro: You seem to be enjoying yourself.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:24:25 +1000

Sojiro: You seem to be enjoying yourself.
Tae: I haven't enjoyed myself since 2004.

Ann: What the hell is wrong with you?

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:36:25 +1000

Ann: What the hell is wrong with you?
Akechi: People say I am emotionally unavailable.

Ann: Just what would you do if your mother died?

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:48:24 +1000

Ann: Just what would you do if your mother died?
Akechi: Before or after I stopped laughing?
Ann: Riiight, very creepy, forget I asked.

"I feel awful about killing you. Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what..."

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:12:23 +1000

“I feel awful about killing you. Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.”

- Goro Akechi

Akira: I think you all need to show some respect to out dear new teammate.

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:24:22 +1000

Akira: I think you all need to show some respect to out dear new teammate.
Everyone: *stares at Akechi*
Akechi: I have given you nothing to revere. I will betray you all when the opportunity arises.
Akira: *ahem* Akechi, to show you just how much I appreciate you…
Akechi: You’ll be first.